TGA's Museum

[Zyro]

The Graywood Alliance's Museum
A collection of iconic crap that we do because it's worth documenting, honestly.

"Gaywood"

Date: 9/3/16
Creator: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Details: heh gaywood get it   c o m e d y

Spill Record

Date: 8/30/16 - 9/4/16
Creator: Zyro's nastiness
Details: Zyro spilled salsa on himself today (9/4/16 at 11:46pm EST), therefore concluding the record-breaking five days that he had not spilled a single food or drink on himself. A round of applause, please.

Zwei and Vor's Marriage

Date: 9/13/16 -
Creator: Zwei's typos
Details: Zwei and Vor are now joined in holy macaroni (9/13/16 at 2:58pm CST), with the help of priest Brume. The reception will be catered with the holy macaroni, and gifts will be accepted in the form of chickens.

The Great Salad-Tea war of '16
Date: 10/5/16 -
Creator: Two stubborn souls who like different kinds of leaves
Details: It started around 2 pm on a pleasant day. People were speaking amicably in the chat, talking about everything that came to mind, until salad came up. Brume didn't like salad, and Zyro saw this as a transgression on everything he believed in, while Zyro didn't like tea, which was Brume's literal blood. The arguments went on for days, words of 'dripping leaves' and 'leaf water' thrown around like bullets. The two groups reached an impass eventually, but not until one of Brume's noble fighters, Nieve, had defected to the other side and suffered from her former leader's veiled pleadings to return. This stress led to her falling down into an abyss, not seen again for atleast a few hours despite both leaders banding together to save her. The war isn't over even now...Which side are you on?

The epic details as provided by Brume SO I CAN PROVE MY INNOCENCE:

Spoiler:

[Delsin & Gaho]

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